You should always be careful with alcohol. If you
happen to drink too much, odds are that you’ll do something that you’ll regret
in the morning. Or even worse, you could do something absolutely amazing and
forget about it right afterwards…
I found this story earlier today and I just had to
share it with you. The man wakes up with a disfigured face, and only remembers
fragments of the previous night. What happens next is… well, I won’t spoil the
ending for you!
A married man, Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after
a night out drinking with the boys.
He doesn’t even remember how he got home from the
party.
“Oh, damn,” he thinks to himself, wondering if he did
something wrong the night before.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the
first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the
nightstand.
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all
clean and pressed.
He takes the aspirins, and then cringes when he sees a
huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the
mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in
lipstick: “Dear husband, last night you came home drunk and made a huge racket.
But don’t worry! Breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to
make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian”
He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, there is
hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper all waiting for
him. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, “Son… what happened last night?”
The truth is revealed
“Well, you came home after three in the morning, drunk
and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you
threw up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”
Confused, he asks his son, “So, why is your mother in
such a good mood, and why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me?”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Well, when Mom dragged you
to the bedroom, and tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ’Leave me
alone, I’m married! I’m married!’”
Jack was so relieved that he started
crying!
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Source : thelaughbible.net